I got my hair cut yesterday and I was taking a bike route on Google maps and Google led me straight through a corn field to get to the sports clips. This is ohio. This is hell

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god im so out of touch with tumblr humor right now its just “straight white boys” and “vaporwave” and “im goin in my car broom broom” and those are the only things that are funny (?) right now

I will not marry someone who thinks grumpy cat is funny

High Quality Humor Blog Hits Some Dark Times, Loses Followers, Stay Tuned For The Full Story at 11
roantnerd:

clonedelta4:

Where’s me money!?

mr krabs confirmed

roantnerd:

clonedelta4:

Where’s me money!?

mr krabs confirmed

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Petition to rename ‘catching fire’ to ‘catching feels’ because I had too many feels when I was reading that book

how do you get followers? I post everyday but I ain't getting any
Anonymous

I just started shaving my legs and i just started being myself and it seemed to work I guess that’s what people like :)

2 things:

  • I need a haircut desperately
  • why have i been on the naruto wikipedia page for about an hour
I want to die
Anonymous

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

is this vaporwave

is this vaporwave

my grandpa was like ‘u need to take a shower we’re going out to eat’ but I didn’t have any extra boxers so my grandma said ‘you could borrow some of my underwear but you’re skinnier than me’ GRAN D MA

Looks like im gonna need some lies to make guacamole