my grandpa was like ‘u need to take a shower we’re going out to eat’ but I didn’t have any extra boxers so my grandma said ‘you could borrow some of my underwear but you’re skinnier than me’ GRAN D MA

Looks like im gonna need some lies to make guacamole

Current mood: every vaporwave sing ever made which means I am very laid back but I have no clue about what is going on

I have an extremely interesting uninteresting life but someone should give me a reality show for no reason anyways

i watched the walking dead (season 1) over again and the screenwriting in that season was superb. It’s a shame that the writer didn’t continue with the series bc there has been a subtle lack of quality, but not much, in recent seasons

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copperbluechey:

UNBELIEVABLE!

cant believe guy fieri said that….

jackanthonyfernandez:

badtvblog:

This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.

The wig SHAKING

(via mariofartwii)

I was reading a library book about communication throughout the world during the modern era and my brain just quit on me so I wake up an hour and a half later in a puddle of drool in the wet pages of the library book. this is educations revenge and it isn’t pretty or cheap - i hope I don’t get fined for this

personalcopy:

antiarctica:

final-fantac:

あなたのお母さんは太っている

wht is this

vaporwave

personalcopy:

antiarctica:

final-fantac:

あなたのお母さんは太っている

wht is this

vaporwave

(via mariofartwii)

scroutons:

axedeodorant:

*side portrait of drakes face on a night background with the moon* the new drake album ‘everything was different’ with hits such as “don’t hold on we’re going on vacation”

it also features the smash triple platinum hit “ended at the top” and a remastered version of the song that rocketed him to fame, “the slogan”

Germany won't win the world cup
Anonymous

I have waited three weeks to answer this ask Hahahha Germany won the world cup

I was right. Germany won the world cup :)

This girl passed out at the christian church festival I’m at right now I didn’t know this was the new turn up function

I love my life

I love my life